Thursday, November 16, 2006

As promised ...


You like corn nuts? Yes? You like garlic? Yes yes? You like LOTS of garlic? Oh dear god yes!!! Boy Bawang is the uber-garlicky supersonic extreme crunch snack from the Phillippines!!! Like the packet says, "agkasarap-sarap!" You better believe it, buster! Those mad women and men on that island somewhere in the Pacific have conquered the world of crunch and head-exploding hot garlic. Just look at that garlic guy! He's all business and he starts punching your head with his giant garlic fist from the very first CRUNCH. And he doesn't stop, even after you've stopped crunching! He's a dedicated garlic guy from the Phillippines, and he has your best snacking interests at heart. He won't leave until he's sure you've had the most extreme snacking experience possible. Doritos are pussy chips!! He is fond of saying. You may be puzzled by his assertions, but you cannot deny the deliciousness that is Boy Bawang!