Starburst Fruit Chews (original)

A burst of refreshing fruit flavor for you! Didn't the old commercial for these used to feature some people on a luge ride or something? Maybe I'm dreaming it. I'm not really hungry, but I'm eating these to stay awake as I work. I had to take 4 Tylenol 3's this morning. I bet if the searing abdominal pain returns it'll pep me up good. Although, I'd rather have mouthwatering orange and lucious strawberry than searing abdominal pain. No, heroin. They don't have that in the vending machine though. I've never tried it before, does it come in orange flavor? I should be at home sleeping.